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434 Tenafly Rd
Englewood, NJ, 07631
United States


JESTMASTER’S FOOLERY SHOPPE is an amazing online catalog featuring PERFORMER ESSENTIALS: Everything you need if you are a professional or aspiring performer of any kind—UNIQUE UNUSUAL USEABLES: Everything you want if you are looking for distinctive gifts, and all kinds of way cool stuff!—THE MUSIC SHOPPE: Everything from supplies to instruments for the serious musician. All that and great prices too!

Run by theater professionals Jon Koons and Mikki Ryan Koons, we know what you need-- and what you (don't) want to pay for it!


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Returns Policy


We will accept returns for seven days after you receive your order for damages or defects only. Original product must be returned as proof of damage or defect. We will replace or refund as requested. After seven days you must rely on the manufacturer’s own return instructions and warrantee, if there is one. You must e-mail us at or call us at 877-ALL FOOLS within seven days of receipt of your order with an explanation of the problem.  We will give you a return authorization.  No returns will be accepted without authorization.

If you ordered the wrong thing (size, model number, color, etc.) we will try to accommodate you if we can, by exchanging for the appropriate version. This depends entirely on the specific product type and manufacturer. If  they’ll play ball, so can we.  If not, well... basically it was your mistake and you’re stuck with it. Please read all product descriptions carefully and specify the appropriate options!